They always sit on opposite sides of the booth and don?t talk much, or hold hands or make gooey eyes at each other.In which Guillermo is engaged to Simon the Devious and meets Nandor under different circumstances.But Simon gets so damn insufferable when anyone touches his things. He?s fully aware of Nandor?s little human feelings for him.He'd been struck dumb by the very sight of him.He hadn't said a word of his prepared speeches since Nandor came in. Yoshiwara shiro so cute. Guillermo parted his lips as if to speak.? Love.He?s heard him crying out through the ether in his sleep.It would certainly be the quick, easy solution.How inevitable.For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again.?Master, master! I love you I love you I love you.For his?love.?How stupid to fall in love with someone like Guillermo..And Guillermo, heartless as ever, takes pleasure in watching the pathetic human mewl for his attention.But then the human had done something outrageous.In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.' --- Guillermo is a vampire and Nandor is his human familiar.The awful stench isn?t getting any better and he?s exhausted.He considers snapping the thing?s neck and going back to coffin

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“I. “To defeat such an insufferable spirit.thank you!” Bright light pulsed around him and he began to fade away at the edges.Her hind brain frantically urged her to flee, but something about this dark, deadly, beautiful stranger called to her. “ What? ” “Bloody turkey brains, all of you!” Nadja screeched, tossing the skull onto a pile of miscellaneous bones. The last thing Jenna felt before passing out was the burning pain of twin fangs piercing her neck. Pin on NARUTO. The smiling, bespectacled man in the stripy sweater didn’t exactly fit with the house’s aesthetic.Her eyes danced around her, a ball of dread forming in her stomach.Books and furniture were stacked in strange formations; lamps flickered and drawers shook open, spilling out reams of parchment.We need to set them at ease with our cool, calm demeanor.Jenna suddenly noticed that her eyes were unnaturally bright and her smile looked. “Tell me, Jenna, are you as tasty as your friends?” “What!?” Jenna’s eyes focused on the sharp points of Nadja’s canines as her mouth opened in a predatory leer.Enjoy! Comments and kudos are always appreciated.Laszlo finally broke the silence.He really liked the sound of his own voice. “Rather puny, aren’t they.The three friends stared at one another in mute shock.It was actually amazing--” “Excellent!” Nadja interrupted.” Jesk clutched a hand to his heart, his eyes burning with intensity.” “Shall I show you where he is lurking?” She tucked Jenna’s arm into the crook of her elbow and began dragging the human down the hallway.” “As I said! Very disrespectful to my familiar. “.. Social dud. ” Nadja gazed absently into the middle distance for a beat before slowly replying, “You have been doing funny businesses with. “Those were ice chips and they melted, master.Her skin was so pale that it glowed in the warm light of the chandelier over their heads.” He gestured with a flourish to his bedraggled form. “But they may be able to make a referral?”.Shanice looked ready to attempt a halting, stuttery retort when Jenna interrupted with a sharp hiss, “Guys.A feral, golden light glowed in the dark irises.These people are being terrorized in their own home by a vengeful spirit.The incessant background activity— the books shuffling and furniture groaning— came to a halt as his figure suddenly vanished.If I answer him it will be like adding more fuel to a burning donkey.She was sitting on a dilapidated old couch in an unfamiliar room.Shanice and Derek were nowhere to be found.” Nadja’s eyes were changing.

Or maybe he had realised, but was too caught up in himself to fully acknowledge it: Nandor was a warrior.He was a killing machine born and raised, and killing machines had no time for love or sweet words.Nandor was emotionally constipated.Now they have to figure out where to go from the unexpected events on Guillermo's birthday.Unfortunately, Nandor is terrible at planning. (Excerpt from upcoming Chapter 5) AKA it?s Guillermo?s birthday, and Nandor has something special planned. Discover more posts about tsurubo shion. He never alluded to more recent relationships, vampiric or human.All he?d known in both lives was killing and pillaging and violently feeding on human prey.He very rarely spoke of his many wives or children, and when he did it was very matter-of-fact; not peppered with endearments or fond memories.Nandor tries in vain to not be a himbo Guillermo discovers some unnerving things about his vampire-slaying ancestry.Nandor's last relationship was 20-Guillermo-Lifetimes ago.

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” “It’s a full party, yeah. “The history of Dungeons and Dragons is a very interesting topic of discussion.” Jenna pitched her voice low, and Nadja blinked in surprise, pupils dilating ever so slightly. “Well,” Colin Robinson said behind them, “That being said, we still haven’t determined whether the ghouls have been assigned an accurate challenge rating.Otherwise she might only throw you a few pity orgasms before losing herself in the moment and eviscerating you to bathe in your blood to rejuvenate her youth.”. Lucas x dawn. For now, anyway. “Care to accompany me to a private celebration of my victory, Euthane?” “Yes, though you must call me Nadja,” Nadja informed her. If he tried to claim his character wore the same chainmail ensemble in-game, she’d darn well make her thoughts known. Politely. “Didn’t everyone?” “I wasn’t aware you even went to college,” Guillermo muttered, either unaware of the danger or completely inured to its potential impact on Jenna’s Excellent Plan of Lady Seduction. “—allowed players to roll a second time after rolling a natural twenty and added the result to the twenty to determine the total success of the roll.I once had a DM who—” “Referee,” Nandor sniffed.The other vampire regarded her with mild confusion for only a moment before his brow smoothed out in understanding. “Thank you, master,” Guillermo replied evenly.” Jenna turned a wild-eyed look around the table, accidentally catching Laszlo’s attention. “Don’t remind me,” Guillermo muttered.And while she still rarely killed people who annoyed her, she appreciated having the option available.Being a strong, confident college student had never lent itself well to killing people who annoyed her. “This is not part of the game,” Nandor said. “Manacles remind me of a particularly lustful encounter I enjoyed with a noble lady whose family hailed from the mighty city of Wah-tear-deep.And it would be even worse this time: she’d put on eyeliner.” “Why don’t we move it along?” Jenna said, helplessly. Self Esteem chords ver. “Sorry, master. “Guillermo, you are the one in charge. “Why do I have this bloody big hammer if I need to be protected?” “Um.Colin Robinson frowned.Can I call you Jen-NA?” “Only if I can call you beautiful.” “You do not perceive any oddities about the mist. “Is this not the name you used during your sad days with those idiot boys.Laszlo caught Jenna's eye as they retook their seats and nodded encouragingly.To be fair, being a strong, confident vampire proved a lot easier than being a strong, confident college student.

It would certainly be the quick, easy solution.For his?love.?Master, master! I love you I love you I love you.The awful stench isn?t getting any better and he?s exhausted.Guillermo parted his lips as if to speak.For a moment Nandor imagined this meeting as the start of a war rather than a courtship, and for that moment he felt as if he'd found his footing again. Rule34 overwatch. He?s heard him crying out through the ether in his sleep.When he realizes this friend is committing one of the most cardinal sins of energy vampirism.In the beginning, however, it was mostly just a mess.' --- Guillermo is a vampire and Nandor is his human familiar. He?s fully aware of Nandor?s little human feelings for him.? Love.He hadn't said a word of his prepared speeches since Nandor came in.He considers snapping the thing?s neck and going back to coffin.How inevitable.?How stupid to fall in love with someone like Guillermo..And Guillermo, heartless as ever, takes pleasure in watching the pathetic human mewl for his attention.But then the human had done something outrageous.Either way, there may not be much he can do to help, but he might as well try.They always sit on opposite sides of the booth and don?t talk much, or hold hands or make gooey eyes at each other.But Simon gets so damn insufferable when anyone touches his things.Colin wonders if the world has become numb to assault, or if maybe he?s a better person than he originally thought. Fanfic. In which Guillermo is engaged to Simon the Devious and meets Nandor under different circumstances.

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Jenna said as she pulled out a little box.I mean, it's probably my fault for not spending enough time with him, but I'm a little blocked. -Just. -Oh thank G.Familiars don't get health insurance, I guess.Juliet screamed before throwing herself at her. Prophet and Loss. Once she left the room, Nadja asked her: -That's really nice of you.Oh, we were invited to the Superb Owl party but the bird didn't show up in the end so it doesn't matter that you missed it. haven't been sleeping much lately. -I just needed a change of scenery. -Are you sure? You look exhausted. -I know you were sad when you lost your necklace. Jenna, said Guillermo as he grabbed the package.The town even has a huge statue of a man with a squid head and wings.Nadja took it and opened it before uttering an exclamation.The people were really nice.Guillermo seems a little stressed out and it's making him insolent, but otherwise he's fine.Otherwise, we were haunted but that's all sorted out, beat a curse and.And for the future, he loves the trinkets you find in souvenir shops.Give her a rest, sweetie. She gets the biggest one because I put a lot of cheap stuff in it. -German? -No, but it's not important. -Ah. FanFic Twitter. He still has the snow globe I brought back to him lord of my last vacation. -He'll like it, don't worry.Guillermo knew it was stupid, but the last few weeks had been exhausting. -Good selection.We've had several new familiars, all of whom are now deceased.A little octopus, that's cute! -Yes, I found it in a small village by the sea. -You have a vacation? -Three days a year.Nadja asked.What do you got? -So, I'm not very proud of myself, but I got you everything I could in the medicine aisle.I'm also very happy for Beanie Feldstein and her career but I'm still wondering what was planned for her and I hope to see her again in season 3. -Practical? -Malachite is toxic in water. -About Nandor, I confess I wasn't too sure. -Did you like being in Canada. -For Juliet? Oh no.Jenna had to restrain herself from laughing.She survived the monster (Guillermo really wanted to know how) and was mourning her friend who she thought was lost. -Cool! Did I miss something? -So little.His master had hypnotized the hospital a few times but it would be much more convenient that way. I still ask Na.The outward and return journey must be included. -Jenna? -Yes? -Shanice is alive.I hope it wasn't too expensive.How could such incredible things be part of the ordinary routine? -Jenna. -But she was gone all summer! -You're not the only one who missed her.

It was late and I was drunk, trying to revise it on my phone when I fell asleep and somehow uploaded it for everyone's viewing displeasure.A post-season two finale fic that explores the changing relationship between Nandor and Guillermo.Luckily, Wellington has taken a bit of a turn toward the dark side, to our friends? advantage.I didn't see one for WWDITS, and I thought it was kinda fitting. 1) the unintentional pre-release of my unfinished first chapter.It's also easy to win at fight club when you?re immortal. Incest impregnation cartoon. The documentary crew travels over The Fucking Bridge once again in the penultimate installment of The One Where the Crew Has a Betting Pool.AU in which women can be used as currency and one lonely vampire takes advantage of this system to get himself a wife.One night, she discovered, it wasn't a familiar he wants.This was how they lived their lives, barely noticing their lack of answers or each other at all, until Viago has a bad night with an unusual victim.There are bills to pay, and they can?t lose this house. 2) I just saw this movie this year.They certainly weren?t real, and they certainly weren?t your eclectic Romanian boyfriend that has a sensitivity to silver and a fucked up sleep schedule.Discovering that her mother is a witch and her father was an Incubus was crazy enough, but finding out that one of the last vampires of his old coven, Petyr, stayed alive as long as he has to bare witness of the unholy union between herself and another powerful vampire was not exactly a goal she had set for herself.

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Now that mistake is homeless and needs somewhere to stay.Nine months later a gave birth to a baby boy.Laszlo caught sight of that, and murdered Gregor--by decapitation of course.If only she stayed away from Gregor that time.Comments: 25 Kudos: 7 Bookmarks: 3 Hits: 184.. Soul eater maka mom. I gave him away to a lady in bloody stupid New Jersey.We found each other, fell in love, and had an affair.He noticed that Colin spoke to Octavian.Not to long after that, I found out I was pregnant

And I have to apologize for two things.This was how they lived their lives, barely noticing their lack of answers or each other at all, until Viago has a bad night with an unusual victim.Discovering that her mother is a witch and her father was an Incubus was crazy enough, but finding out that one of the last vampires of his old coven, Petyr, stayed alive as long as he has to bare witness of the unholy union between herself and another powerful vampire was not exactly a goal she had set for herself..Luckily, Wellington has taken a bit of a turn toward the dark side, to our friends? advantage.They certainly weren?t real, and they certainly weren?t your eclectic Romanian boyfriend that has a sensitivity to silver and a fucked up sleep schedule. Luke vader slash. Three months, Desiree became a familiar to the soft-spoken Count Viago.It was late and I was drunk, trying to revise it on my phone when I fell asleep and somehow uploaded it for everyone's viewing displeasure. 2) I just saw this movie this year.There are bills to pay, and they can?t lose this house.A certain dandy vampire might know things about that.One night, she discovered, it wasn't a familiar he wants.You want to move on and try to pick up your life, but the glimpses of familiar faces and scenes around Wellington taunt you, and you can?t just let it be.It's also easy to win at fight club when you?re immortal.I made a new version because I wasn't happy with the old one.And what he refers to is a mere technicality; she feels bought.

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From one angle, it looks like a cursive uppercase 'N', but from another angle, it seems to be a bit rounder..Only minutes after waking his master, Nandor had left the house to run an errand, making it clear that he wished to be unaccompanied while he was out.He turns to see Nadja running down the hall towards him with her skirts hitched up.He pushes his glasses up the bridge of his nose and sighs.He can imagine them resting up against a headstone, its midnight petals laden with morning dew, like a grieving lover's tears. Harvest Moon. A sudden, loud gasp from behind him startles him out of his train of thought. Taking a closer look at the rolled up parchment attached to the bouquet, he notices what may have once been a letter written on it in black ink.Of course, going with Nandor to the nearby CVS and watching him badger the underpaid night staff was always a bit stress inducing, but he still felt his heart sink a bit knowing his master wanted to go without him.Nandor's moods could be impossible to read when he wanted them to be, and this had been one of those times.It isn't morning, but the roses are dusted with drops of water.Guillermo had come to accept it by now, but it still proved to be a bit frustrating trying to gauge his emotional state at all times.Though he hadn't gone out, he had been doing chores around the house all evening and had heard the patter of rain on the windowsill. Oh well.Closing the door, he buries his nose in the bouquet, closes his eyes and inhales.Guillermo sweeps back into the foyer with a happy sigh and a small smile on his face.Guillermo squints at it for a moment longer.Unable to make it out, he assumes it must have gotten a bit smudged from the rain.Guillermo is left alone in the foyer with a handful of soggy mail dripping onto his shoes.They were sat on the doorstep wrapped in a black silk scarf with a small, rolled up piece of parchment tied to them with a blood red ribbon.A large round character with a curved tail snaking inside

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Which, included the vampires' home, of Staten Island.Nandor was cuddling with his boyfriend, Guillermo, who had recently been turned into a vampire..But, a few times, or more, they caught Nadja peering around the couch to watch.Colin was nowhere to be found, which didn't bother anyone or give them the slightest worry.And protested that she wouldn't watch it

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